GROUP CHAT - US PRESIDENTS
(George Washington, John F. Kennedy, George W. Bush Jr, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Donald Trump)
Clinton: WAZZUP ‘YALL! HAPPY PREZZY DAY!
Obama: Thanks, you too!
Bush: i thought it was still january
Lincoln: Best day ever!
*George Washington removed himself from “US PRESIDENTS”*
Bush: huh? what was that about? is he mad at me?
Obama: Dudes...we did it again
Obama: We forgot to say Happy Birthday to George
*Barack Obama added George Washington to “US PRESIDENTS”*
Obama: George, my man! Happy birthday!
Washington: Thanks, Barry.
Lincoln: Happy bday to the OG LEGEND!
Trump: it’s my “birthday” now bitches
Trump: I’m President now, and everyone loves it, so very very “happy birthday” to me “bitches”
Washington: Dude it doesn’t work like that (holidays and parenthesis). President’s Day started out as MY birthday.
Obama: Let it die, Donald.
Trump: lol haters r my covfefe
*George Washington removed Donald Trump from “US PRESIDENTS”*
Clinton: DAaaaMMMMnn WORLD STAR [poop emoji]
Washington: Anyways, I’m having a little get together in my cabin tonight, would love to see you all there...for once
Lincoln: I’m SO down,
Washington: Thanks, Abe.
Clinton: R there gonna be hawt gurlz?
Washington: Idk Martha invited some of her friends
Bush: who’s martha?
Clinton: martha’s friends r ugly n fat lollllz
*Hillary Clinton removed herself from “US PRESIDENTS”*
Clinton: FUCK Y DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME THE WIFE WAS IN THE GROUP CHAT
Obama: Dude she STARTED this chat
Clinton: Fuck ur so right
Bush: looks like someone’s gonna be dateless to the Presidents Day ball 2nite
Washington: What? You guys are having your own party?
Obama: God damnit, Bush.
Lincoln: G, I’m still coming to your thing.
Washington: No shit, Abe.
Lincoln: Love you brother! Brb tho going to this show thing. See you later! Shawty G as my pong partner!
*Abraham Lincoln removed himself from “US PRESIDENTS”*
Kennedy: What do ya fellas say we screw this holiday and make our own fun
Obama: AYYYYYYYY KENNEDY IN DA HOUSE
Bush: i got no plans tonight i’m down!
Washington: Fuck you guys