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President's Day Exclusive: Presidential Group Chat Gone Wrong


GROUP CHAT - US PRESIDENTS

(George Washington, John F. Kennedy, George W. Bush Jr, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Donald Trump)


Clinton: WAZZUP ‘YALL! HAPPY PREZZY DAY!

Obama: Thanks, you too!

Bush: i thought it was still january

Lincoln: Best day ever!

Washington: Yea…

*George Washington removed himself from “US PRESIDENTS”*


Bush: huh? what was that about? is he mad at me?

Obama: Dudes...we did it again

Clinton: Wut?

Obama: We forgot to say Happy Birthday to George

*Barack Obama added George Washington to “US PRESIDENTS”*


Obama: George, my man! Happy birthday!

Washington: Thanks, Barry.

Lincoln: Happy bday to the OG LEGEND!

Trump: it’s my “birthday” now bitches

Washington: What?

Trump: I’m President now, and everyone loves it, so very very “happy birthday” to me “bitches”


Washington: Dude it doesn’t work like that (holidays and parenthesis). President’s Day started out as MY birthday.

Obama: Let it die, Donald.

Washington: Whatever

Trump: lol haters r my covfefe

Trump: *masturbaters

Trump: *motivators

Trump: *“motivators”

*George Washington removed Donald Trump from “US PRESIDENTS”*


Clinton: DAaaaMMMMnn WORLD STAR [poop emoji]

Washington: Anyways, I’m having a little get together in my cabin tonight, would love to see you all there...for once

Lincoln: I’m SO down,

Washington: Thanks, Abe.

Clinton: R there gonna be hawt gurlz?

Washington: Idk Martha invited some of her friends

Clinton: Yikes

Obama: Oh…


Bush: who’s martha?

Washington: What?

Clinton: martha’s friends r ugly n fat lollllz

*Hillary Clinton removed herself from “US PRESIDENTS”*


Clinton: FUCK Y DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME THE WIFE WAS IN THE GROUP CHAT

Obama: Dude she STARTED this chat

Clinton: Fuck ur so right

Bush: looks like someone’s gonna be dateless to the Presidents Day ball 2nite

Washington: What? You guys are having your own party?

Obama: God damnit, Bush.


Lincoln: G, I’m still coming to your thing.

Washington: No shit, Abe.

Lincoln: Love you brother! Brb tho going to this show thing. See you later! Shawty G as my pong partner!

*Abraham Lincoln removed himself from “US PRESIDENTS”*


Kennedy: What do ya fellas say we screw this holiday and make our own fun

Obama: AYYYYYYYY KENNEDY IN DA HOUSE

Clinton: lmaaaoooooooo


Bush: i got no plans tonight i’m down!

Washington: Fuck you guys

#StefDagostini #funtopics #StellarUnderground #PresidentsDay #politicalhumor #politicalsatire

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