June 4, 2018

In the strangely dystopian timeline we find ourselves experiencing here in 2018, the past week has held some extra special absurdity in the wild world of Entertainment News. Now that every offensive thought can be snapchatted, instagrammed, and live tweeted by every C-List Celebrity and/or head of state, the scandals are happening almost faster than you can count. Keeping abreast of the constant parade of sex abuse, blatant ra...

February 27, 2018

The world is abuzz with praise for Marvel's newest (and many are arguing best) addition to their Avengers franchise, Black Panther- which ranked as the number one movie in the world for two weeks in a row! 

And while reviews from critics everywhere are flooding the internet, the meme machine is also hard at work pumping out some creative and at times downright philosophical commentary on the subject. 

Spoilers without Context. I...

November 6, 2017

On Friday, a U.S Report was released regarding alarming evidence that humans are irrefutably the number one factor causing climate change. President Donald Trump issued a public response, via Facebook live chat, on people’s growing concern. We’ve obtained the transcript from the bizarre speech.


It has come to my attention that the crooked liberal media, or in this case, the unanimous 13 federal agenci...

October 13, 2017

If you’ve ever been on the subway at 3AM or in the park after dark (don’t judge me), you know it’s really the rats who run New York City, and now things are about to get really, really real. The rats have evolved, and there’s no turning back. These diseased spawn of Satan “animals” are now accustomed to eating a fast food diet and, surely, it’s only a matter of time before they turn their insatiable hunger to us humans.


September 28, 2017

1. NFL Players kneeling during the National Anthem:

BS:Don’t bring Politics into Sports.

REALITY: Between 2011 and 2015 the Department of Defense and the National Guard paid the NFL to bring players out for the National Anthem to boost Military Recruitment. Politics injected itself into sports.

2. Sending aid to Puerto Rico and lifting the Jones Act to allow foreign vessels/crews to provide supplies: 

BS: A lot of Shippers don’t w...

September 11, 2017

Hurricane Irma is not something to joke about. It’s terrifying and ground breaking - literally and figuratively. It’s so strong, seismographs - the things that measure earthquakes - are recording its power. Here are some stats, with some common, everyday references, to help you understand it’s unprecedented strength.

  • Its winds have reached speeds of 185mph. You walk about 3 mph. Usain Bolt sprints at 44mph. Nascar racers ma...

August 29, 2017

If you’ve been living under a rock, been too high to function, or became blind after looking at the Eclipse for too long, you may not have seen the devastation in Houston from Hurricane Harvey. It is a disaster of epic proportions, dumping 11 trillion gallons of water so far, leaving tens of thousands in need of temporary shelter.

Obviously, that’s a large number of people to accommodate. In rare situations like these, it shoul...

August 22, 2017

Following the wake of the neo-nazi/white supremacist march in Charlottesville last week, Donald J. Trump has bravely condemned both sides for their obviously equally wrong reactions to the event. Today, the White House released a list of other scenarios where the blame clearly stemmed from both parties:

Charlie Sheen & Women He Gave STDs to: The women probably contracted STDs from sitting on his toilet, which was their own faul...

August 2, 2017




JULY 26, 2017

Ryan Roe Ronald Risner

Always asked to say his name 10 times fast. Has “Microsoft Office” listed under the special skills section on his resume. Took a free online course on law. Or, maybe it was Thai cooking.

Peterson Pattinson

A self-described people person; People Person Pa...

July 31, 2017

Last week, New York bid farewell to one of its cutest sources of terror: The Prospect Park Squirrel.

Presumed to be dead by park rangers, the squirrel (and possibly its squirrel squad) went on the offensive between July 18th and July 20th, terrorizing park goers near the Parkside and Ocean Avenue entrance of Prospect Park in Brooklyn, NY.  A total of five people were viciously bitten, including a mysterious jogger who probably...

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