June 15, 2018

It’s about that time of year: summer. While most people are eager to frolic in the sun, Stellar Underground brings you our seasonal warning about the perils of summer. Of course while everyone knows the common barrage of cautionary warnings to defend yourself from the deceptive season, what about the lesser-known yet ubiquitous woes of summer? Yes- we’re back on the critter beat to warn you about the angry animals that slept a...

April 12, 2018

Rick (55-70?) Rick knows everybody but nobody quite knows Rick. He has an agent but has never been booked before. He’s “been around the block kid” for a lot of years. He assures you Artie Lange opened for him in the 80s. Questionable whether or not he sleeps in a park.

Leah (23) Self-proclaimed introvert who’s recently gotten really into musical comedy. She likes to think of herself as a Zoey Deschanel / Aparna Nancherla love c...

February 19, 2018


(George Washington, John F. Kennedy, George W. Bush Jr, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Donald Trump)


Obama: Thanks, you too!

Bush: i thought it was still january

Lincoln: Best day ever!

Washington: Yea…

*George Washington removed himself from “US PRESIDENTS”*

Bush: huh? what was that about? is he mad at me?

Obama: Dudes...we did it again

Clinton: Wut?

Obama: We forgot to sa...

February 14, 2018

Ah yes, it's everyone's favorite holiday, when love is in the air! Well, maybe it's not in your air, but surely you wouldn't let a little thing like being single ruin this fun and completely over-hyped holiday for you? Sure, you may not have anyone to buy overpriced chocolates for, or squeeze into a crowded restaurant with, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't let the sweet romance of the day fill your sad, bitter heart. So whe...

January 3, 2018

By now you’ve already had a few days to adjust to being in 2018 and if you haven’t already ruined your resolutions then go you! New year, new you! Don’t worry though, there’s still time to fuck up your New Years Resolutions. If you’re wondering how to truly just crash and burn in your resolutions – I’m here to help you. As a seasoned New-Year-Resolution-Failure, I pledge that if you follow these simple steps, you too, can acce...

January 2, 2018

Dearly Beloatheds,

We are gathered here today to celebr—I mean mourn, to mourn the loss of a year that touched everyone’s hearts and insurable benefits, as well as grabbed 50% of the population by the pussy. I’m talking about 2017, a name that makes people both cringe and physically vomit repeatedly while pinching themselves in the ass and whispering “how did this happen” over and over again whilst pouring bleach over their ey...

December 22, 2017

It’s that special time of year again, when there’s a chill in the air, festive decorations everywhere, and the snow seems magical and leaves you with that childlike sense of wonder.  Unfortunately, it’s also the time of year when everyone is completely obsessed with Christmas: Christmas music, Christmas decorations, Christmas-themed photos. Now, call me a Scrooge if you want to, but I’m here to preach the real truth: Christmas...

October 24, 2017

Sometimes... when you gotta go, you gotta go. And, sometimes that even means you have to... Poop in public.

The worst part about pooping in public is, well, the public. If everyone could just be non-existent for those 5-10 minutes… that’d be great. But since that's not the case- here's a simple etiquette list that will help make the experience... less awkward.

1. If there are other stalls open, do NOT choose the stall closest to...

October 12, 2017

In response to the mass shooting in Las Vegas last week, the NRA has released a statement regarding its stance on the ongoing debate of gun control. As people from both sides of the political spectrum have called for a reconsideration of the sales of certain kinds of semi-automatic weapons, the NRA is pointing to other, equally disturbing and previously not talked about issues, which they believe should be looked at first, to...

October 4, 2017

Hello all, and thank you for taking the time out of setting up your new desks to join me, Buzzfeed CEO, Jonah Peretti, in our first all-hands-on-deck meeting at the former Playboy Mansion. I see a lot of familiar faces in the crowd from back at Buzzfeed, my old company, which has now acquired the entire Playboy brand for an undisclosed amount of millions, but many of you are former Playboy employees whom I look forward to gett...

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