Warning! End of Summer Alert!
After a debaucherous past few days, a warning about the perils of end-of-summer-shenanigans must be made. A warning that must be heeded so strongly, as if your life depended on it: DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT TRY TO FIT IN ALL OF YOUR SUMMER FUN INTO THE NEXT TWO WEEKS BEFORE FALL BEGINS. If you’re anything like me, you’ve been working all through these past few summer months, avoiding the suffocating humidity in air conditioned offices, restaurants, bars, and, my personal favor